one of my favourite superstitions is this one they have in china where ghosts allegedly can’t turn corners, so in shanghai they built a bridge made entirely of 90° turns to ward off the evil spirits
i shit you not
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
"Wah Wah I have to do work !!! I have to earn my money! Can’t you just give it to me??? "